52 Sellout! (What is it?)
Every week in 2016 I’m going to try to post new advertising-related music, mostly because I think it will be fun, Continue reading
Andy the Amazon Android—Swing Arrangement!
I wrote this song last year and have been meaning to attempt a big band swing arrangement of it. So here it is! Someday I’ll hire a horn section and record it properly, until then enjoy this!
“Flashback Wife” A Ballad for a Trope
I know, another song inspired by the movie John Wick (which is awesome!). While watching Keanu kick butt I realized there’s a character in the movie that is in a lot of action movies and dramas: Continue reading
DFTM November Wrap-Up
QED celebrated its 1-year anniversary on Nov. 1st, which means Don’t Feed the Musicians! also turned 1! We had a great crowd on hand Continue reading
“Too Much Information” from 1998
I’m always flattered when people remember my old stuff, so when a YouTube user asked about my song “Too Much Information” I decided to post a clip of it. Continue reading
Song for the Boston Fish Guys
I like the Boston Fish Guys video so much I devoted several minutes of my latest Don’t Feed the Musicians to them. In addition to a song I ponder Continue reading
Is the “Girl From Ipanema” an elaborate cat call?
An older man sitting at a cafe, a young woman walking to the beach. He remarks on her beauty, says he loves her. Is this romance or an elaborate cat call? Continue reading
A bunch of goofy screen grabs…
Though I don’t always like watching video of my self performing, I do love going through the video looking for goofy frames to export. Here are some of my favorites from my show at the Genesee Theatre in Waukegan, IL on October 3, 2015.
Thank You, Rockegan!
When a beautifully-renovated historic theater and an excellent staff and crew host a lineup of great local and home-grown comedy you can’t help but have a great night! Continue reading
Don’t Feed the Musicians! August 2015 Wrap-up
The depths of summer’s dog days couldn’t slow down Don’t Feed the Musicians! We had a great crowd turn out to see The Dreamstalks, Eric Kirchberger, and Rachael Parenta bring the music and the funny Continue reading
Particle Board [Lyrics Video]
My ode to cheap furniture, from my 2001 album Living it Down, is my latest lyrics video, with a little help from last week’s IKEA catalog. Continue reading
The Worst Tribute Song Ever
For the Best (Worst Tribute Song Ever) Music Video from Rob Paravonian on Vimeo.
Have you ever wanted to make fun of a bad tribute song, but felt guilty because you didn’t want to mock someone’s grief? Then this is the video for you! Continue reading
Rob P. on IFC’s Comedy Music Hall of Fame! (for 10 seconds)
I was on IFC’s Comedy Music Hall of Fame show! For nearly 10 seconds! See, what had happened was Continue reading
Contrarian—Lyrics Video
Contrarian is track 2 on 2013’s Keep Your Jazz Hand Strong! and I think it’s a really fun, upbeat tune. When I was recording it (here at my Brooklyn HQ) I was having a hard time really getting the energy up where I wanted it. I knew I had the right tempo but something was missing. Then I realized: I needed a hype man!
Every good ska band has a hype man! I was pressed for time though so I had to step in and be my own hype man (Be Your Own Hype Man is going to be the title of the self-help book I write in my retirement). I know I must have looked a fool jumping around my apartment trying to hype up a band that was also me, but it was a lot of fun and I hope that comes through on the track.
Lyrics-wise it’s a subject I’ve always wanted to tackle as I’ve had many friends over the years who have relished the role of contrarian, of finding out what everyone likes and decided to dislike it and like something else. Not because they truly like things, they just like liking what others don’t like.
O.K., now I’ve confused myself. Here are the lyrics:
Come on!
You always disagree!
I know a guy, he makes me quite irate
Anything I like he automatically hates
He’s a contrarian,
You can never be right!
He’s a contrarian
If all of his friends say they like a flick
He’ll say it was lame just to be a dick
He’s a contrarian,
“I don’t have to see the movie.”
He’s a contrarian
He’ll argue for days on end
Just because to him that’s fun
Never ending!
He’s a contrarian
He’ll say the opposite thing just to egg you on
If the whole room is pro, you know he’s gonna be con…
Khan!!
He’s a contrarian,
Everybody’s always wrong!
He’s a contrarian
He never takes time to think things through
Automatic!
He just disagrees because he thinks he’s better than you
He’s a contrarian,
“Pfff, yeah, you’d think that.”
He’s a contrarian
He could score less points than you and somehow say he won
“I played smarter.”
He’s a contrarian
Watch him now!
None of his beliefs are held deeply
It’s all on the surface!
Blindly choosing the opposite takes no thought
It’s so predictable!
If all of his friends became contrarians like him
He’d say, “oh, that’s what you are? Then I’m not.”
He’ll spend all day quoting useless facts,
All of his videos are Betamax
Betamax!
He’s a contrarian,
“It’s a superior technology”
He’s a contrarian
“It’s not that inconvenient.”
Any agreement just makes him tense
So he’ll argue things that don’t make sense
He’s a contrarian,
“I just don’t think puppies are that cute.”
No!
He’s a contrarian
“Sunshine? Bah!”
He would join the NRA just to say he doesn’t like guns
Bwoh! Bwoh! Bwoh!
He’s a contrary…
He’s a contrary…
A very, very contrarian
Contrarian!
It’s Not My Fault—Lyrics Video
In 1994 I released my very first CD, the 7-song Some Assembly Required, and one of my favorite tracks on it Continue reading