Free Chris Christie: The Musical!
We isolated the audio of Chris Christie’s inner monologue the night of Super Tuesday as he watched Trump give his victory speech. It’s a sappy Broadway ballad! Here at RobPRocks HQ we’ve amplified that audio and set it to some lovely animated photos of the event. We hope you enjoy it!
O.K., actually it’s a song I wrote as a demo for a comedy news website and I started putting some pictures together to give them an example of what I thought could be done with it visually. As the midnight hour came and went I was finishing the video but losing perspective, hitting that point in the project at which you wonder if it even makes sense anymore. But since it was a topical subject I posted it on my facebook page anyway, around 2 am last Friday, to see what people thought. Luckily some of my west coast friends were up and able to check it out right away and they not only liked it but started sharing it right away.
The arrangement is pretty simple, just piano and vocal, which is something I hadn’t tried until I wrote the song “Flashback Wife.” I’ve been playing and writing on keyboard a lot more lately, since working on my musical last year, and it’s been a lot of fun to explore this new (for me) area. I hope you like the results!
Iron Maiden Airlines [52 Sellout Week 9]
Bodega Beers! [52 Sellout Week 8]
Drink responsibly. And affordably! With Bodega Beers! Not a particular brand, just the cheapest canned beer you can afford, served in a custom paper bag to cover any identifying markings (and your shame), Bodega Beers are the ones to get when your broke self can’t afford anything else.
Since the word “bodega” (a small, neighborhood grocery store, usually in a Spanish-speaking neighborhood) comes from Spanish I decided to try a Latin sound with the music for this week. I don’t use loops or pre-packaged grooves so everything on the track was composed by yours truly. I used my trusty BFD 2 drum module and supplemented the percussion with conga, timbales, claves, and bells coming mostly from XPand2 patches. The bass and guitars were played by me, and I used a piano sound from the Mini Grand module that came with my Pro Tools setup. Hopefully the result sounds sufficiently Cuban-ish, it was definitely a lot of fun to put together.
Enjoy!
Über & You!—52 Sellout Week 7
$9 Cupcake—Live Clip
Prax’s War Auto–52 Sellout Week 6
“Dead Kid” is back with new Emo Super Bowl ad!—52 Sellout Week 5
Super Bowl Pre-Game Speical—52 Sellout
Quayker Hashtags–52 Sellout Week 4
Comedy Notebook–May 20, NYC
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Every Mad Men Final Tracking Shot
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Mount Rock!
Thanks to everyone who came out to the show at Mt. Saint Mary’s College last night in Newburgh, NY. The SGA staff and crew were great hosts—there were cookies, t-shirts, and BAKED CHEETOS!!
It was a pleasure to share the bill with the very energetic Steve Marshall, a surprise set by the comedy duo Ben & Josh, and the headliner Jessimae Peluso, who all had great sets and were loved by the crowd.
It was especially nice to be back at The Mount because I performed there a couple of years ago and they brought me back for more. It’s always nice to be remembered.
Here’s a pic of me and the crew.

Buttons—Acoustic Cover
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Daily News prints my tweet!
Analog Retweet!
I just found out that the New York Daily News on Monday, January 27 printed a tweet of mine! Pretty sweet!
It was from the previous day when the Rangers played the Devils in an NHL hockey game at Yankee Stadium. Here’s the tweet:
The NY Rangers & NJ Devils are playing the 1st ever hockey game at Yankee Stadium, before the game the NHL suspended A-Rod just to be safe.
— Rob Paravonian (@RobPRocks) January 26, 2014
And here it is in the Daily News the next day:
Special shout out to my friend Michele Carlo for saving me a copy!