Learn this one simple trick to getting a woman while pounding shots with your bros: be Ed Sheeran! His latest hit “Shape of You” is currently #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and its poorly thought out lyrics and misleading title deserve a little closer attention.
Why is it called “Shape of You” when the hook is “I’m in love with your body”? Why is a white dude from England trying to sound like he’s from the Caribbean? Why does the story “begin” a week after he beds the woman in question?
Like most pop songs, if you listen to the lyrics you are left with questions. I’ll try to answer as many as I can.
